Holy Hypocrisy Batman!

Ok, until now I've resisted making political posts but this is too much. After harping on Obama for his lack of experience NON-STOP our paternal pachyderms have nominated the president of a lesser known Alaskan PTA as vice president? This is too good. Let's recap shall we. Obama graduated first from Columbia then Harvard law. Was a civil rights attorney while volunteering in the inner city of Chicago. He then was a law professor while serving 8 years in the senate of a state of 12.8 million people. He has been a US senator much longer than Palin has been a governor. Here's some fun facts for you:

If Alaska were a city it would rank 20th in population among American cities
The population of New York City exceeded the current population of Alaska in 1850
There are more left-handed people in New York City than people in Alaska
There are 300k more caribou than people in Alaska
There are more bears than black people in Alaska
There are more wolves than Jews in Alaska
If every person killed 9/11 was an Alaskan Jew there wouldn’t be a yarmulke left in the state
There are more left-handed people named James or John in the US then people in Alaska

I could go all day. And how's that abstinence only education working out for you Sarah? I have no problem with wanting to have a big family - honestly I don't - but if you are 43 and want another child? ADOPT! Then your grandson doesn't have to sit in the governor's office trying in vain to explain the teletubbies to his uncle while his mom tries to score tickets to Brittney on eBay.

This is a woman who stood in front of a congregation and asked them to pray for a new pipeline as it was "God's plan". God is a little busy Cupcake so let me pass on a little message for you, "Stop bugging me was this selfish fodder. I didn't create the universe so that I can swoop in to grant your earmarks you sniveling simpletons. By the way, I wrote a book. Read it. ALL of it, not just the catchy quotes you pick up from your 365 day desk calendar."

I'm sure I've crossed a line (or six) with most of you. Comfort yourself in the knowledge that I am editing myself...severely.